Domino’s announces one-day FREE pineapple upgrades following national vote!
Pineapple lovers have today declared a win after Australia voted to determine whether the tropical fruit belongs on pizza.
In a crazy coincidence the week of the Federal Election, Domino’s asked Aussies to vote for their pineapple-on-pizza preference in an anonymous Pinea-POLL with 76% of participants saying YES to the sweet pizza addition.
“Pineapple on pizza is like Rip and Beth from Yellowstone, a match made in heaven!”
“Pineapple on pizza isn't just a topping - it's a conversation starter, a cultural icon, and a delicious act of rebellion against boring food norms.”
“Add pineapple to every pizza. FREE THE PINEAPPLE!!”
Domino’s is going to do just that – offering customers FREE Pineapple toppings to those who use the code ‘Pineapple’ when placing a pick up order.
A post-Pinea-POLL analysis reveals those located closest to the golden shrine of The Big Pineapple were strongly represented, with Queenslanders accounting for the largest slice (40%) of the vote. This was followed by NSW (24%), which does have The Big Banana, but that’s a whole other pizza topping crime we didn’t have time for.
However, both sides of the debate said one’s pineapple preference was such a Big Deal that Australia should consider adding an official pineapple screening process to everything from job interviews to relationships.
“People that don't like pineapple on pizza clearly have terrible taste and shouldn't be trusted.”
“If a girl I was dating (didn’t) like pineapple on a pizza I wouldn’t date them.”
“Pineapple belongs in smoothies, not sabotaging my pepperoni. Mixing sweet and savoury like that is culinary betrayal.”
Others advocated for more extreme measures:
“It's time to stop giving non-believers the option to remove pineapple from the Hawaiian pizza. This nonsense has to stop.”
“Pineapple on Pizza should be made a crime punishable by death.”
“The only solution is to exile the unbelievers from the planet earth… or maybe we just give them judgemental stares or something.”
Either way, the people have spoken – and unlike most election promises, Domino’s will always honour its pledge to deliver hot, delicious pizza (with or without pineapple).
Authorised by Pepperoni Pineapple Pete, Brisbane.
